Spoilers

This month on Spoilers...

- A sexy new theme tune makes us feel almost professional for a second

- Matt undermines that feeling almost immediately by talking about wearing lampshade frames

- Once again Jo tricks Matt into talking about showbiz gossip

- We give our reaction to James Cameron's undersea adventures

- We discuss how Affleck is irresistible to Lesbians

- Matt confuses Colin Firth with Alan Rickman

- Oh, and we review The Hunger Games

This month it's a very special episode of spoilers as Matt and Joanna trawl through this year's crop of oscars hopes.

Plus, Jo reveals the shocking truth about Zach Efron, and Matt delivers a lesson in film directing to (double oscar winner) James Cameron.

Check it out, playas!

Tune in this week for information on the apocalyptic implications of Twilight hitting 700 million, in-depth analysis (Jo watched it) of the golden globes, Britney spears's birthday and, for some reason, a discussion about Seal.

Plus 100% genuine celebrity cameos, a ground-breaking review of the Artist, and the awful truth about Jodie Foster...

Listen now, or don't... Whatever! You're not my real Dad!

Step right up for the inaugural outing of sort of stand up comedian, Matt Thomas and kind of film journalist, Joanna Orland's monthly movie reviewing adventure, Spoilers.

This month...

Out of date Hollywood news, post colonial resentment, and general anti Martin Lawrence rhetoric. Plus, our first official review. It's Enchanted, neither of us are quite sure why.